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<b><i>COMRADE X</b></i>

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<i>Translation: corang</i>

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Russia, the dreamland of the steppes,
samovars and spies,

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of men, hate, bombs
and boron,

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where almost anything can happen

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And it usually happens.

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Don't think it's unusual,
calling all that press to the Kremlin?

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Something must have happened to her,
some new crisis.

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The government probably decided
as of now

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all foreign press correspondence
be blindfolded,

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and drive from one place to another,
as do the dogs of the blind.

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"Anything to keep the truth away
to be published!" This is their slogan.

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Please, Dr. Wilson,
do not speak in my name!

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I am not complaining against the Russian government.

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My dear Von Hofer, a journalist
German is not in position,

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to complain against the absence
truth anywhere.

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You're right, Dr. Wilson.

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- Are we welcome?!
- With pleasure, old man!

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Scandalous!

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Beautiful world press we are!

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We can't even send a report
weather without it being censored.

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Quiet, please!

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Commissar Vasiliev.

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ladies and gentlemen,

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I want to inform you that I,
Commissar Vasiliev,

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head of the secret militia,

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I took over the censorship of the foreign press.

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Quiet, please!

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This step has become necessary

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as a result of the activities carried out
by one of your colleagues

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who writes under the name of
"Comrade X".

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I'm sorry, Commissioner, but
tov Molkoff assured us

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that "Comrade X" was
arrested and liquidated

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after making a full confession.

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My predecessor, tov. Molkoff,
he was mistaken

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unfortunately for him and for
the 3 unfortunate citizens of my country,

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which he eliminated.

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"Comrade X" is still alive
It defies Soviet censorship.

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He continues to send out fake news.

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He still photographs
in forbidden places!

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And his malicious articles
are still broadcast worldwide.

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This situation must be stopped!

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Until the true "Comrade X" is found
every member of the foreign press,

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will be treated as a potential enemy
of the government.

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You will no longer be allowed to leave Moscow.

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No more permits of any kind will be issued.

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All phone calls
will be firmly controlled.

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You might as well deport us.

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And how can we publish any news if
can't we go anywhere?

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Exact. You don't need to find out any more news.

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I don't understand Commissioner,

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that we don't have to call anymore
at tov Molkoff

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for any news
from this department?

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There is no more tov. Molkoff.

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The former head of the Press Department

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he was a victim tonight
of a traffic accident.

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It seems that, we must say,
he didn't look where he was stepping.

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I will speak at his grave
at the Kapulski cemetery, at 03:00.

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is mr thompson here

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All correspondence
they were asked to be here.

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Where is McKinley B. Thompson
from the Topeka Bugle?

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He is at Kurkino, Commissioner.

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I received this telegram from him,
yesterday morning��.

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<i>"I have two bottles in advance for the competition
officers' drink.</i>

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<i>"Please send a few rubles
And a big bag of ice

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<i>"for the ``victorious return''
in Moscow!"</i>

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Quiet!

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There will be no more information
additional from this department,

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until "Comrade X" wasn't
permanently removed. A good day!

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- Okay...
- Okay... okay...

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What? Oh!
Oh, we're there, aren't we?

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OK.

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Oh, yes! Yes, good!
Hold on, buddy!

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And don't kiss me! Please!

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Hey, stop it! Stop it!
Go and sell the pigs!

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Mr. Thompson!

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Hello, Vania!

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"Adios", comrade!

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- Vania, what day is it today?
- Friday.

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- Already?
- Yes.

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It must have been this vodka
stronger than I thought.

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I'm glad you're back Mr. Thompson.

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- Did it go well for you?
- Probably yes, if it's Friday.

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What news has appeared?
around this fish trap?

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Well, there is some good news
and some bad news.

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Last week all the towels
were stolen

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but on the other hand the water no longer flows,

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so no one needs towels.

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Everything balances out.

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Who is this strange figure?

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It's tov. Baronoff,
our new hotel manager.

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Oh, oh!

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My name is McKinley B. Thompson
from the Topeka Bugle,

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favorite journalist
of your predecessor

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Welcome to our hotel, tov. !

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Room 301.

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Any letters or telegrams?

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Mr. Baronoff, I left my room
20 minutes ago.

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I just got back
And my bed disappeared.

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- Are you sure, madam?
- Someone stole my bed, I tell you.

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There is no trace of a bed
in my room.

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Truly the idea of stealing a bed
right from my room!

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Maybe they wanted it for the parade.

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Please sit down, madam!

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We will solve your situation.
in a few moments.

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It may not be necessary.

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- To arrest you.
- Arrest me?!

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You forgot to give me the key.

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I'm sorry Mr. Thompson!
There is no key for you.

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The hotel is full.
Your room is now occupied.

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- Is it? A lady?
- No, sir.

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Then put it out!

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Please! The gentleman who occupies your room

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is Mr. Von Hofer from
German news agency.

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He is specially sent to the Kremlin.

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Hofer? The old, nice Hofer!
Why didn't you say so?

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Why, we are old friends.

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It will be fun to be with the old man
head of the nation� Hofer, again.

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Surely you won't have any problems?

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Problems? Why, we're practical
friends at the buckle.

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Oh, listen!
That's important.

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I want to bring my waiter...
a bottle of brandy,

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a bottle of vodka, 2 cucumbers,

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3 raw eggs,

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And a bottle of paprika.

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Immediately!
Delay will be fatal.

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Madam, your problem is solved.

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You will sleep on this until
we will recover the missing bed.

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What?

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How long has the elevator been blocked
this time?

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For 8 hours.

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They want to report to the Elevator Bureau.

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- What's the rush?
- They think there are some people in it.

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What are they going to do?

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looking for the engineer
but no one knows where he is.

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Personally, I think he's in the elevator.

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Take them! wash them iron them
peel them off!

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Mr. Thompson, excuse me!
This is my room, and I'm busy.

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So do I. Continue but do not pick up
that voice when dictating.

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My head is like an incinerator.

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- Let the bathroom go, if it works!
- Yes!

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Mr. Thompson, this is my room

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And I must ask you to release it,
if you please

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Nice way of talking.

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I take this room, I prepare it,

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I pay for it in advance
and I live in it.

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And dta, dwell in it
And you try to throw me out.

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That's a nice way for a Nazi
to act? I ask you.

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I am asking for the last time
leave my room!

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Our room, old man. You can take it
sofa. I will take the bed.

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Excuse me, Mr. Thompson!

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How soon can I talk to you alone?

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You will have to wait until I am
alone, Vania.

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Thank you!

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- What is your name?
- Olga.

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Okay, Olga, you can curl up
in the fireplace!

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This is Russia. Everyone shares everything.

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Mr. Thompson, it's impossible for me
to share a room

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with an irresponsible old American,

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a man who is a disgrace
for the profession of journalist...

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- ���t! Wait! did you hear that
- What should I hear?

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the rats. They stayed in this hotel
after Comrade Lenin died.

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There it is.
Look at him. And licks his mustache.

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Look at it! I missed it.

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This is solved!

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I go to the management first,

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then at the German Embassy
And then to the Kremlin.

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You will soon find out that it is not that easy
to take away the rights of a German!

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Well, it's great to be home.

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Goodbye!

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- Where are you going?
- With Mr. Hofer. I am his secretary.

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- How much did he pay you?
- 200 rubles per week.

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- I'll give him 100, cash.
- Oh, thank you! I will take it.

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Okay, believe me!

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Your first job is to relax
And relax while I jump in the tub.

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Hello! what is this Open house?

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- Where is Mr. Thompson?
- Wash in the tub.

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Take a seat, please, and wait!

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Hey Mac, hurry up!

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Hi Janey! I finish immediately.</i>

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I just heard you're back.

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Our colleague, Mr. Von Hofer
make a fuss downstairs.

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Pretend you kicked him out.

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It is a lie.

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I started shooting some rats,
And Mr. Von Hofer took it personally.

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Hello, baby!
Did he miss me?

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Oh, I always go to the zoo
when you are away

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Oh, I have rivals, right?

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What is the idea of coming without knocking
at u�� ?

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- Sorry!
- Oh, here we are!

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The exceptional tonic, according to me,
known to man.

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You really lost something in the Kremlin
This morning, Mac.

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Yes? How is the old Kremlin?

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Same old rat trap, full
of camels filled with traitors of the masses.

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One day people will start to understand

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And they will demolish it brick by brick.

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Excuse me!
Do you want to pay for these?

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Yes. How much does it cost?

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230 rubles.

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What are you talking about?
Two bottles for 15 rubles each.

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Why 200 extra rubles?

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watch out for me so I don't tell
secret militia,

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how the lady talked about the Kremlin.

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Well, I think I got off cheap, on top of that.
Get the hell out of here!

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It's my luck that you can't read
in my mind You would be a millionaire.

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I am very happy!
Thank you!

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Well, I got you out of this hole, Jane.

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Thank you!
To return to the Kremlin,

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In case you want more news
which you cannot send,

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they assassinated Commissioner Molkoff.

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Don't say anymore.
Any special reason?

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They got mad at him because he didn't
managed to get rid of "Comrade X".

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Who beat Molkoff?

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The chief of the scarecrows, Vasiliev.

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Oh, the apple-cheeked old man, isn't he?

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You think that his figure has erased him
on Molkoff?

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No doubt.

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He shot his old friend in the back
And today he will cry over his grave.

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- Yes? when?
- At 3:00.

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- Where?
- At the Kapulski cemetery.

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Why?

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Every time I put
a new savior on earth,

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they hurry up with another free banquet.

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Vodka, �a�l�c, caviar,
stuffed goose, and more vodka.

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Nice words from him
McKinley B. Thompson.

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Honestly, you disgust me.

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2 years ago I was looking at you
like the best reporter in the field,

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And now look at you!

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The facts speak, honey!
There is no news in Russia.

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Okay, Mac!

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I never minded what you did

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not even when you waltzed out
In front of me in Tokyo

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for that little girl.

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He loved me.

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But I can't get used to you being
a bad and incompetent party boy.

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Mr. Thompson... you lied to me.
Mr. Von Hofer told me everything.

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You are not like buckle friends.
He despises you.

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Friends at the buckle�? Ha!
Get out of here!

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See, has it changed? Please leave!

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No one leaves from nowhere!

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Now, listen up, vacuum cleaner
of dust! This is my room.

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Hello?

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Yes?

244
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Mr. Thompson, if I came to see you now,
would you be alone?

245
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,150
what is this

246
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,500
Germany? What?

247
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,500
Don't say anymore!
Tanks, how?

248
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,350
when?

249
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,250
I don't understand.

250
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,250
I don't understand.

251
00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,000
Are you surprised? I'm wide on the floor!
Holy Sisoe! Thank you!

252
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,250
- What is it?
- Germany has just declared war on Russia.

253
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,500
10 tank divisions have just set up
moving towards Ukraine,

254
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,250
And he didn't tell us "this little guy is from Motan".
not a word about it.

255
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,150
- Who did you talk to?
- With the American Embassy.

256
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,750
Dear Himmel!

257
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,500
German dog! Out!

258
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,500
Get your hands off me, Russian dog!

259
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,000
Get out, before I kill you!

260
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,450
I thought you might have them
need me

261
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,150
You thought right.

262
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Come here!

263
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,750
It's nice of you to care
that's fine by me.

264
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,250
But you... you wouldn't be a bad girl, would you?

265
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000
- Let's take a better look at you.
- My glasses! Please, Mr. Thompson!

266
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,550
You won't need glasses for this.

267
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,500
How about a drink to cement
a beautiful friendship?

268
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:46,000
I can't see anything.
Please, Mr. Thompson!

269
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,250
Come here!

270
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,500
I don't want to be a stupid bourgeois girl,

271
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,500
but go a little too fast
for me, Mr. Thompson.

272
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:57,750
The five-year plan is good for some
things, but not for this.

273
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,375
- Is this glass full?
- Yes.

274
00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:04,000
So drink it. It has cucumbers in it.

275
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,250
- Oh! Like boron!
- Um! Bor� American.

276
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,500
I made it myself.

277
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,500
Maybe you're making fun of me.

278
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,500
Let's exchange glasses!
Does it bother you?

279
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,500
I have never seen a Russian who
not to have been suspicious. It's pathetic.

280
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,650
It's better than boron.

281
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,750
I like this.

282
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,250
I don't see any cucumbers.

283
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,500
You'll see him in a minute.

284
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,000
I like the Americans the most.

285
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,050
Yes. Yes. This is a must
to give it to the Americans. They are perfect.

286
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,100
Perfect?

287
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,500
What does that mean, perfect? Nothing.

288
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:54,000
America is perfect� but Russia is
better.

289
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:59,000
Why, you ask?
Because Russia has a soul.

290
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,350
and what is this soul?

291
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,900
It is... suffering... and beauty.

292
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,541
You don't understand.
You have never suffered.

293
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,250
Comrades, I want some more boron!

294
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,850
Serve yourself!

295
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,250
<i>Moscow, June 26, 1940. New York... yesterday
In the Kapulski cemetery, Commissar Vasiliev</i>

296
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,300
<i>... attacked... Vasiliev... saboteurs
And the enemies of the state... condition..."</i>

297
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,350
<i>condition... strong... conflict"...</i>

298
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,500
<i>... the real trail... assassins...
government..." Comrade X.</i>

299
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:35,500
<i>He tried... Vasiliev... to kill...
... I... am... a pist... of the aggressors</i>

300
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:44,750
Excuse me!

301
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Hang them up, will you?

302
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,250
Oh, Mr. Thompson!

303
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:10,500
Please, Mr. Thompson! I want to talk
alone with you in private.

304
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,550
Okay, Vania!

305
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:18,000
I like Americans... the most.

306
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,150
Excuse me!

307
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:35,250
I don't want to hear what I have to say.
He is a spy.

308
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,500
Yes, I know. They are all spies.

309
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,500
That's why I like you... Vania.
You're too crazy to be a spy.

310
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,550
Thank you!

311
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,631
Mr. Thompson, you haven't met me
never daughter

312
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:48,150
No, I didn't have the pleasure, Vania.

313
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,000
Oh, I love her!

314
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,250
What happened? Is he in trouble?

315
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,500
It is a terrible danger.

316
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,500
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
What did he do?

317
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,750
He is a communist.

318
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,500
Don't say anymore.
I thought it was allowed in Russia.

319
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,500
Oh, that's the worst thing you can do.
At first they were very popular.

320
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:20,250
They killed everyone.
But now we have a false situation in Russia.

321
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:25,200
Communities have ideals, but they found out
that you cannot run a government

322
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,000
with everyone around, having ideals.

323
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750
So what's going on?

324
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:35,000
The communications are executed in such a way that,
let communism succeed.

325
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,750
Yes, I know. I'm into this quite a bit.
It will be a country of great proportions.

326
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,799
My daughter refuses to give up
to her ideals.

327
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,200
He can be killed any day
mr thompson

328
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,350
she and her ideals, together.

329
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,500
I wouldn't worry too much, Vania.
There are many Russians who were not shot.

330
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,750
Oh, not my pigeon!

331
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:59,500
when I ask him the questions,
she will give a speech, and they will shoot her.

332
00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:02,500
- What do you want me to do? A muzzle��?
- No.

333
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000
You have to get her out of Russia,
mr thompson

334
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:09,000
That's the only way
to save his life.

335
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
I'm sorry mate, but it didn't show up
the opportunity to leave Russia.

336
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:17,000
Yes, you will.
This, I tell you.

337
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,500
You will get her out of Russia at night.

338
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,250
You are crazy, Vania.

339
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Mr. Thompson, force me to tell you something.

340
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:36,500
What are you doing with that radio, Vania?

341
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:39,000
Cameras are prohibited in Moscow.

342
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
and what if?

343
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,500
So, this is a camera.

344
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,100
Good.

345
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,250
What else do you have in mind?

346
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,000
I know who you are.

347
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,000
I will bite, Vania.

348
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
who am i

349
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,500
Mr. Thompson, you are "Comrade X".

350
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,500
Don't say anymore.

351
00:22:13,142 --> 00:22:16,000
Who came up with this horrible idea?
in the head, Vania?

352
00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:19,500
Kill me, Mr. Thompson.
That won't do you any good,

353
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:22,500
because if you kill me
you still have Mitka.

354
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:28,000
- Mitka? Who is Mitka?
- He is my friend.

355
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,100
Now I'm waiting by phone.

356
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:33,700
We agreed that if I don't call him
until 09:00,

357
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:38,500
And tell him that you will do everything for him
we want, he will go to the militia quickly.

358
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,200
And what will this lackey friend say?
your police, Vania?

359
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,250
Everything.

360
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:47,500
About the things I find
in your pockets when you step on your pants,

361
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,250
And about that handkerchief.

362
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,250
What handkerchief?

363
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,000
You will show them your handkerchief,

364
00:22:54,050 --> 00:22:57,500
the one that always has ink
it has holes in it.

365
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:03,750
And he will show them how, if you put the handkerchief over
the news you send to America,

366
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:09,000
something different appears.
The news from "Comrade X" appears

367
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:14,200
That's why you're going to take it out
my daughter from Russia at night,

368
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,000
Comrade X!

369
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:31,650
Okay, what a flea!
How much do you want and how much does Mitka want?

370
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:37,000
No, no, no, no! I don't want money.
I want to save my daughter.

371
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:43,000
Mr. Thompson, I don't want you to die,
but what can i do? I'm a father.

372
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:46,250
- Where is this Mitka?
- I'm waiting by phone now.

373
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:50,000
- What phone?
- No, no, Mr. Thompson!

374
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:52,500
Do what you want.
I will never say.

375
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,250
Listen, Vania, if I'm going to do this,
I need to know who this Mitka is.

376
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,750
I will tell him something. Tell him to come here
And we will all have a discussion.

377
00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:03,250
It is a serious job and I need it
for his help. He seems like a smart guy.

378
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,000
No, Mr. Thompson.

379
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,500
What do you mean, right?

380
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,250
- In 10 minutes they will all be finished.
- Who will be finished?

381
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:15,000
You... me... the pigeon... all of you.

382
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:18,500
In 10 minutes Mitka will be at the militia.

383
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
You, maniacal bumblebee!

384
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,000
Well, well! You won.

385
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,950
But if I take it out, will you call him to stop?

386
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,500
- You and Mitka?
- Yes.

387
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,500
- But does she want to leave?
- Oh, no! She loves Russia.

388
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,500
That's good.
Where is she now?

389
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:44,150
- on the tram.
- Tell him to come and see me.

390
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:46,000
He can't even leave the tram.

391
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,500
- Why, right?
- It's whatman.

392
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,450
So, the understanding is to remove
a lady vatman, strong,

393
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,250
from a country she doesn't want
to leave her.

394
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,500
Yes.

395
00:24:58,211 --> 00:25:00,180
Okay, okay. Call him!

396
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,500
And what should I say to Mitka?

397
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
And you can say that McKinley B. Thompson is
an animal bigger than a horse,

398
00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,750
who ever tied them
a tail.

399
00:25:11,197 --> 00:25:12,397
Holy Sisoe! After I was
faster than the entire Russian militia

400
00:25:12,398 --> 00:25:14,350
At last they receive orders

401
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,750
from 2 of the earliest Muscovites
from the earth.

402
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,250
There it is! Stop it!

403
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,500
It will only stop for a second.

404
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Hello, honey!

405
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,500
I don't like staying here
to bother you like that

406
00:26:13,550 --> 00:26:17,350
when are you so busy, dove,
but... i want to talk to you.

407
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,800
My name is Theodor.

408
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,000
He doesn't look much like Theodor to me.

409
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,250
That's what they told me at the Workers' Committee.

410
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,250
Someone didn't have his glasses with him.

411
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,300
Not the glasses, that's the law.

412
00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:29,734
Trams must be driven
of men.

413
00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:31,750
That's why they changed my name.

414
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,500
I'm glad they didn't graft a beard.

415
00:26:34,851 --> 00:26:36,500
Good. If you want to be Theodor.

416
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:37,950
have you been with my father

417
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,500
That's right. He's a friend of mine.

418
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000
He thinks that if I drive a tram
maybe you travel without money...

419
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,500
he and his friends.

420
00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:49,000
You will have to pay 20 kopecks, please!
Put them here!

421
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,500
Ah, Russia!

422
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,000
What is the problem with her?

423
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,233
I just say "Goodbye".

424
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,500
It's like saying "Goodbye"
to a woman you love

425
00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:14,250
And you will never see her again.

426
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,350
- Do you love Russia?
- Oh, it's my whole life.

427
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,000
You know, I told your father,

428
00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:22,000
"Vania, I want to have fun
last night in Russia

429
00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:24,250
in a tram, among people."

430
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:25,650
That's why I'm here.

431
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Are you American?!

432
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,500
Please! Please!
I don't want to think about it now.

433
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,250
I read in "Pravda" that 10,000,000
of people

434
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,950
they starved to death last winter� 
in the United States,

435
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
And no one was found to bury them.

436
00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:38,050
Bury them?

437
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:41,250
They don't bury people in the United States.
It is cremated.

438
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:45,000
- Nation of thieves.
- Yes! Yes! That's why I'm coming back.

439
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:48,000
Have you ever heard of the Brooklyn Dodgers?

440
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,050
No.

441
00:27:49,550 --> 00:27:51,250
They are killed every day.

442
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,000
Do you kill? For what?

443
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:54,500
For the little mistakes I make.

444
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,950
It must be a revolution
Soon in America.

445
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,472
No! You can't have a revolution,

446
00:28:00,473 --> 00:28:03,250
with people thinking about hot dogs,
And at Boogie Woogie.

447
00:28:15,050 --> 00:28:16,050
Excuse me, please!

448
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,250
I know what you're thinking, comrade.

449
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,250
You think you'll never see this again.

450
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Never.

451
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,000
It's such a beautiful night.

452
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,500
Does he like nature?

453
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:42,500
Do you have to take him back immediately?

454
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,500
- What?
- The tram.

455
00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:46,500
Oh, him? Rubik takes it back.

456
00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:49,500
are you in a hurry

457
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,350
Well, I have to leave in the morning��.

458
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,500
Come!
We will wait for Rubik together.

459
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,500
Comrade, please don't be sad!

460
00:28:58,550 --> 00:29:01,500
There's so much to live for
even in America.

461
00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:05,000
Attention, please! It's full of potholes.

462
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:10,500
The problem of mass removal
from Boogie Woogie is a difficult one.

463
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,500
Yes, it is.

464
00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:15,250
Are you thinking about it?

465
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,250
What I was thinking, um...

466
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,000
Why don't you come to America with me?

467
00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:25,250
Yes, I thought about that too.

468
00:29:25,829 --> 00:29:26,829
did you think

469
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:30,000
I feel bad for America.
I want to help her.

470
00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:31,050
You could.

471
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,500
Yes. He could help those people
from Brooklyn.

472
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
what is their name

473
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:38,500
- The... The Dodgers.
- Ah! He could help them.

474
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Theodor, I have decided.

475
00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:45,250
You will do better for communism
in America than anyone since Columbus.

476
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,250
- No.
- What does not mean?

477
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,862
I can't leave Russia either.

478
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,500
- Karl Marx left it.
- He has never been to Russia.

479
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,250
- Um! That's what I wanted to say.
- Oh! I don't understand.

480
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,750
You will be better than Karl Marx.
You are more beautiful.

481
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:01,000
Oh, you... you're making fun of me.

482
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,500
No! I'm just talking
from a practical point of view.

483
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:07,000
You know what was wrong with propaganda
Communists in America?

484
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,750
What can be wrong with her?

485
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,250
Too many cross-eyed people
And favor and propagate it.

486
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,500
Oh, you mean intellectuals.

487
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:16,000
That is correct.
Comrade, this is a source of inspiration.

488
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,050
which is it

489
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:21,250
A beautiful girl with the smile of an angel
opting "I love Russia",

490
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:24,250
it's worth a whole load
of intellectuals.

491
00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,250
Beauty is nothing.

492
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,000
Yes, yes, I agree with you, comrade��.

493
00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:31,250
I have no use for beauty
to a woman...um, speaking of...

494
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,000
if it is not full of ideals.

495
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,700
Why, a woman like you could
use beauty

496
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,250
not to subjugate the brothers,
but to set people free.

497
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,750
What is your proposal?

498
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,500
Well... I say let's go together
And let's work for the cause.

499
00:30:46,150 --> 00:30:49,000
You want... to go as a vatman?

500
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
No...as a woman.

501
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:54,500
There. That's what I wanted to say.

502
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,500
This is what the cause in America needs,

503
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,360
just what you're doing right now.

504
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,500
- What am I doing?
- Smile.

505
00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:05,500
You can't sell anything with a smile like that.
what do you want

506
00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:10,000
You are the first American I have met
ever, with soul.

507
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,350
This has a strange effect on me.

508
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:19,750
You are right.

509
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,750
American men are usually

510
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,450
all interested in one thing.

511
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,500
The money.

512
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,500
Worse. Um, for them...

513
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,000
Human rights mean nothing
for them.

514
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,750
Like animals, soulless.

515
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,000
Yes. Why, everywhere people
he looks at women like...

516
00:31:38,921 --> 00:31:41,500
just like games to have fun with,
nothing more...

517
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:46,460
not to exchange opinions on
to the economy and... with such things.

518
00:31:46,466 --> 00:31:47,933
This is terrible.

519
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,374
It makes me feel sad.

520
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,250
and me.

521
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,250
The blue fairy.

522
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Um! Where were we left?

523
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:14,405
I just said I could do it
very many in America.

524
00:32:14,406 --> 00:32:16,373
Yes, if you were.

525
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:22,250
Hey! Wait a minute!
Tell him to stop! Hey!

526
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:25,250
- Why?
- That way we can go back with him.

527
00:32:25,455 --> 00:32:29,250
But employees are not allowed to
travel by tram. That's bullshit.

528
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,500
- What?
- We will walk.

529
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,500
All the way to Moscow? It's 11 km!

530
00:32:33,934 --> 00:32:37,000
What does it matter?
We have so much to talk about.

531
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,442
Ah, I am so happy!

532
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:45,500
Comrade, have you read Basaroff's book,
"The iron law of overproduction?"

533
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,000
- No, I don't think so.
- I'm glad.

534
00:32:48,455 --> 00:32:51,250
And I will tell from it, so
you won't need to read it.

535
00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:56,500
The first chapter of Basaroff's book
it is called "Dark Clouds".

536
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:57,750
It starts like that.

537
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,270
"The dead fingers of capitalism

538
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,440
He slowly relaxes his weight

539
00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:04,350
on the neck of world production,

540
00:33:04,945 --> 00:33:07,414
but you don't have to
let's enjoy too soon..."

541
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:12,450
Now, Chapter XIV which takes over
international banking secrets

542
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,000
and the threat of world reform.

543
00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:20,000
What happened?
Continue! Chapter XIV!

544
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,500
- You are tired. Don't listen to me.
- I heard every word.

545
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,500
No comrades! Tomorrow night, chapter XIV.

546
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,500
- Where are you going?
- This is where I live.

547
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:30,250
Wait a moment! I'm leaving tomorrow.

548
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,450
We don't have time to break up
if you come with me

549
00:33:32,451 --> 00:33:33,500
There are many things to do.

550
00:33:33,550 --> 00:33:37,992
Oh, I understand! Well, if you have to
let's hurry, I'm in a hurry.

551
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,965
I'm going to pack my suitcase.
wait here

552
00:33:42,966 --> 00:33:44,467
Okay, hurry up!

553
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,412
Hey, hurry up, will you, mate?

554
00:33:52,413 --> 00:33:54,916
I advise you to go home
at your hotel.

555
00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:57,719
Later, it gets very cold
here on the steps.

556
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,250
So be it, this is a Russian trick!

557
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,250
Comrade, everything I know about you
is that you are a friend of my father's

558
00:34:03,262 --> 00:34:04,262
who is a child

559
00:34:05,350 --> 00:34:08,000
I say that if you think I lied about everything
this time, why don't you say so?

560
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,939
What I'm saying is that you make me suspicious.

561
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:14,500
You're a stranger getting on my tram,
kiss me

562
00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:16,914
He wants me to leave Russia with him
this night.

563
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:20,950
No! I intend to investigate you
from any angle.

564
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,289
Now I tell you to go home!
Good night!

565
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,489
Mr. Thompson!

566
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Oh, good! I'm glad to see you.

567
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,250
Vania, we are ready.
Your problems are over.

568
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,000
Your daughter is waiting for me at the airport.

569
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:57,500
Wonderful girl. And I am
very grateful Vania.

570
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,500
I never expected myself to be a vatman
to look so beautiful.

571
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
You were wrong about her conception.
She is anxious to leave.

572
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,250
We leave on the first plane.

573
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,000
He asked me to say "Goodbye"
from her side.

574
00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:08,000
Mr. Thompson, lie to me!

575
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,500
How do you think he could deceive you
about such a thing,

576
00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:12,000
when do I know how important it is to you?

577
00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:14,750
Mitka told me on the phone.

578
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000
- and what did he tell her?
- Everything. How the door slammed in your face.

579
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:22,007
Mr. Thompson, you must try again.

580
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:24,750
Okay, I lied.

581
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,500
You have a fierce witch of a girl
And you can keep it.

582
00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:31,050
Mr. Thompson, you are going to kill my daughter.

583
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,700
Oh, stop talking through your fur hat.
I don't kill anyone.

584
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:35,250
He is twice as crazy as you!

585
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:37,500
I did everything I could
but it won't work.

586
00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:43,250
Kill her. You go alone
And let her die.

587
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,300
No, Mr. Thompson. You will never get out
from Russia alive��.

588
00:35:49,350 --> 00:35:53,150
I'm your friend Mr. Thompson.
yes i am your friend

589
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:58,500
but I won't let you kill my daughter
mr thompson

590
00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:01,500
- Hey, where are you going?
- I received some pants to iron.

591
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,000
Oh, no, no, no!

592
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:07,004
Come on, kill me!
That won't do you any good.

593
00:36:07,005 --> 00:36:13,000
If Mitka won't hear me
In half an hour, he will go to the militia.

594
00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:14,450
- Half an hour, you said?
- Yes.

595
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:18,250
Come on, uncle! I will tie
And I will shut that big mouth.

596
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:22,450
Aha! do you hear
This is Mitka now.

597
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,000
Come on! Go back to this corner
And keep your mouth shut!

598
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,500
Come in!

599
00:36:34,350 --> 00:36:38,500
- Hello! I did the investigation.
- Oh, good, good! Come in!

600
00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:44,250
Comrade, you are wasted.
Bastakoff told me.

601
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,750
Yes? Good. Who is Bastakoff?

602
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
He is the man I love more
than anyone in the world.

603
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,450
Mm-hmm! And he says it's good for you
to go with me

604
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,500
Yes. He has a big soul.

605
00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:56,050
Hmm! Yes. I like him too.

606
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,250
How could it help you?
It's so sweet.

607
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,250
Hello, dad! My child.

608
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,900
My dear dove...

609
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,250
Speak in English, father!
We have a guest.

610
00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:09,100
Dude, it was awesome.

611
00:37:09,150 --> 00:37:10,350
- Bastakoff?
- Yes.

612
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,050
This individual Bastakoff does not accompany us,
somehow, and him?

613
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,350
Oh, no! He's too busy.

614
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,500
- Doing what?
- Oh, everything! He knows them all.

615
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:21,200
When I'm done talking about you
he took me in his arms and said,

616
00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:23,700
"Theodor, you have ideals.
Follow them!"

617
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:25,500
- Oh, he categorically refused you, didn't he?
- What?

618
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:26,950
Get over it! Have you packed?

619
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,200
I only got my vatman uniform there,

620
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,500
In case we need it, without wanting it.

621
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:35,098
Excuse me! As a father,
can i ask what's going on?

622
00:37:35,099 --> 00:37:37,500
Nothing about you.
I'm getting married.

623
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,750
What does "I'm getting married" mean? with whom?

624
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,500
With you, comrade! With who else?

625
00:37:42,550 --> 00:37:45,500
Oh, this is the happiest day
from my life!

626
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,500
- I have a son!
- Control yourself, Vania!

627
00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,000
I had a hard day.

628
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,500
Now listen, Theodore,
I didn't think about marriage.

629
00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:56,950
Lucky for you, I'm the one
with a practical sense. We have to get married.

630
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,500
It's the only way we can get it
permission to leave Russia.

631
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:03,000
- What? Are you leaving Russia? Where?
- in America.

632
00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:06,750
And leave your father like that.
Alone, without anyone?

633
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,000
Oh, I had to live to see
this dark day!

634
00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:15,250
- Pigeon... You broke my heart!
- Yes, yes. Okay, Vania!

635
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:17,300
If that's how you feel, don't go.

636
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:22,000
Oh no, Mr. Thompson.
You misunderstood me. Crying with joy.

637
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,000
Pay no attention to my father.

638
00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:27,250
He has neither soul nor brain,
no ideals. He's a nobody.

639
00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,250
I am less than a nobody.
I am nothing.

640
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:34,200
For 20 years we were educated in Russia,
and what do you know?

641
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,050
Nothing.
Less than a child.

642
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:40,750
I only know how to be a father,
but I also knew this under the ar.

643
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Look here, Theodore!
When did you imagine this marriage?

644
00:38:44,050 --> 00:38:46,250
- this night.
- Isn't it too late?

645
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,500
No, Mr. Thompson. It's good.

646
00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:51,073
The marriage office remains open
until 01.00 A.M.

647
00:38:51,074 --> 00:38:54,212
Statistics show that people want
to marry at night,

648
00:38:54,213 --> 00:38:55,814
more than in the morning.

649
00:39:06,563 --> 00:39:08,032
Aren't you excited?

650
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:09,750
what are you saying

651
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,036
You are marrying a foreigner.

652
00:39:11,037 --> 00:39:13,071
This is nothing new to me.

653
00:39:13,072 --> 00:39:14,707
I have been married to foreigners before.

654
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:16,750
Oh?

655
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,250
Um, how many times?

656
00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:19,600
Only twice.

657
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,086
I don't want to seem curious

658
00:39:23,087 --> 00:39:25,000
but... what did you do with them?

659
00:39:25,591 --> 00:39:27,150
Oh, I sent their postcards back.

660
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,595
Are you playing with the Post Office?

661
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,000
You didn't understand, comrade.

662
00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:34,102
When you get married
He is offered a postcard.

663
00:39:34,103 --> 00:39:36,500
When you send the postcard back,
the marriage is over.

664
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,250
You don't have to give any reason?

665
00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:40,250
Not. Everything is on the postcard.

666
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,250
All you have to do is wipe
"Have a wonderful life!"

667
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,500
Yes!

668
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:49,200
I met my first husband
at an athletic competition.

669
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:51,250
I competed the same way, on parallel bars,

670
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,596
but Bastakoff told me he had deceived me.

671
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:55,600
Were his reversals not good?

672
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,500
They were good, but they were too dangerous.
They had none.

673
00:39:59,350 --> 00:40:01,500
- and you left him back on the bars.
- Yes.

674
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,662
I think the second one was fine.

675
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,130
On the contrary!

676
00:40:17,131 --> 00:40:20,400
When he took off his shirt, I realized
that I made a dangerous mistake.

677
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,250
- Was he rickets?
- No. He had a portrait of the king

678
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,500
tattooed on the chest.

679
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,000
- It's hard..
- Yes. I felt bad

680
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,200
but he is in Lubyanka prison now,

681
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,950
so everything turns out to be fine.

682
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,750
We will get married now, comrade.

683
00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:40,000
Excuse me, please! what is your name

684
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,500
Oh, um... McKinley B. Thompson.
Um, here! He is on the passport.

685
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,150
- Oh! You are American!
- Yes, sir!

686
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,250
and you?

687
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,000
- Theodore.
- Theodore?

688
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:02,000
One moment! One moment! One moment!
what's the matter

689
00:41:02,050 --> 00:41:05,500
He says he can't write "Theodore" down.
in the name of the bride. It's against the law.

690
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
This is too bad.

691
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,600
- Lizza Vineshka.
- That's good.

692
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:17,500
- I told her the name Lizza Vineshka.
- Um, Lizza Vineshka?

693
00:41:18,450 --> 00:41:24,000
He died tortured by the men.
His legs burned. I can be worthy of her.

694
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,500
- You don't need a temple, do you?
- No. Everything is free.

695
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,500
Come on, we have a lot to do!

696
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,250
- What time does the plane leave?
- At 07:00.

697
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Bastakoff says you can sleep on the plane.

698
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,750
I hope it won't turn out
that I married Bastakoff.

699
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:50,250
I'm a little tired, but...
oh, so happy, mr thompson.

700
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
You know, we should straighten some things out.

701
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:59,000
I'm Mac, see!
And you're not, Theodore.

702
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,000
- Lizza Vineshka?
- Well, Lizzie you will be!

703
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,500
I understand you are spending the night here, Lizzie,
provided I don't get tattooed.

704
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,500
Oh yes! Under the Soviets, marriage is
just like in any other place.

705
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Only shorter.

706
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,500
It's like entering a partnership
with someone to open a store.

707
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,750
If the business is bad,
the store closes.

708
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,250
- Who is this?
- Which one?

709
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,500
That's it, Lizzie, you win!
Go back to your books.

710
00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:49,500
Wait! Please! Please!

711
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:55,500
- Olga Milanova!?
- Theodore Yekhubitz!?

712
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,000
My heroine!

713
00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:00,250
Hello! Give me the bar!

714
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,500
Comrade, she is Olga Milanova.

715
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,250
Delighted to meet you.

716
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,500
the bar? Send me a bottle
of K�mmel liqueur!

717
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,750
Yes, room 310.
Thompson on the phone.

718
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
She is my sergeant.

719
00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:13,000
We are in the same Division of
parachute women.

720
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,750
He received 8 medals in jumping.

721
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,500
You'll get another one in a minute.

722
00:43:17,150 --> 00:43:18,150
Yes. Hello!

723
00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,500
Hello? who is it

724
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,650
No, no, no!
I did not ask for the Kremlin.

725
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:27,500
I asked for K�mmel liqueur.
A bottle of K�mmel liqueur.

726
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,700
Excuse me, ladies!
I had a hard day.

727
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:36,250
Do you mind if I withdraw?

728
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:40,000
Co. Milanova, I would like you to stay,
but we've only been married for an hour,

729
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:41,450
And we are not yet familiar.

730
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:45,250
Whoah! You are married!
My congratulations, comrade!

731
00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:48,000
You didn't bring his parachute.

732
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000
- Then how will you go to the parade tomorrow?
- I'm not parading.

733
00:43:52,050 --> 00:43:54,500
We are going to America on a secret mission.

734
00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:56,000
Oh! Propaganda sends you.

735
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,500
Sabotage. Good night!

736
00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:59,500
Good night!
May Stalin conquer!

737
00:43:59,550 --> 00:44:01,000
Stalin will not fail.

738
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,750
I didn't know you were looking for a bride
mr thompson

739
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
He wouldn't have slept this afternoon.

740
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,500
And I know how to serve Russia.
Goodbye, comrades!

741
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,000
I wonder what to get
if he orders scotch.

742
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:30,500
Please do not order anything.
We have everything we want:

743
00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:33,500
youth, ideals
And a cause to fight.

744
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:41,910
- Oh! So you brought his parachute.
- I don't understand what's wrong.

745
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,750
- This nightgown.
- Does he not like nightgowns?

746
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,250
- Well, that worries me a little.
- I have to ask him to explain.

747
00:44:49,255 --> 00:44:52,250
I thought I was over it
all this. I told him a few hours ago

748
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:56,250
- what was wrong with communist propaganda.
- I'm not doing propaganda now.

749
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:59,500
I'm not saying you do.
I don't think about myself.

750
00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:01,500
Personally, the nightgowns
it means nothing to me

751
00:45:01,550 --> 00:45:04,750
but you have a job to do
And it is important to start well.

752
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,750
Charm, beauty, attraction...

753
00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:10,000
This is how you will spread
communism in the New World.

754
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,250
We both agreed to that.
It's here! Put this on!

755
00:45:13,725 --> 00:45:16,000
Am I going to spread communism in this?

756
00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:20,250
Like a house on fire. Now go.
You have a job to do. Do it well!

757
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,500
I'm ready to listen to you, comrade.

758
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:25,500
Don't worry! I run this center
of propaganda.

759
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:31,500
What a kit...

760
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,000
It's a little on the reactionary side.

761
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:03,000
I feel a little confused,
but I'm glad he likes it.

762
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:04,500
Come here!

763
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,500
I want to ask you something.

764
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,500
- I found this in your suitcase.
- It's wonderful, isn't it?

765
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
- Yes! who is this
- Bastakoff.

766
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,500
Stop saying!?

767
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:19,500
His eyes are so emotional,

768
00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:21,750
And his mouth... like a saint's.

769
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,250
Yes. Holy Russia.

770
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:29,500
So gentle and yet so full
of ideals.

771
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,500
- How you see it, how you love it.
- Mm-hm!

772
00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:36,250
- and... where do you live?
- At no. 15, on Lemske Prospect.

773
00:46:36,650 --> 00:46:38,250
Do you think it will be there now?

774
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,750
It's a little late to go
to call him, even if he is Bastakoff.

775
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,000
No, no. It's never too late
to turn to a Saint.

776
00:46:45,050 --> 00:46:47,000
Maybe you could write him a letter.

777
00:46:47,050 --> 00:46:50,000
Read in English and like it
to receive letters.

778
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,450
You must be tired, you've been walking.

779
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,000
I'm used to walking.

780
00:46:54,050 --> 00:46:57,500
Just turn off the light and rest,
so you won't have muscle fever in the morning.

781
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,500
I will be back as soon as I can.

782
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,250
All I want is to change something
words with Bastakoff.

783
00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:08,750
Pop! I just heard you have a visa
And you're leaving in the morning.

784
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,150
Oh my love, I'm glad I found you!

785
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:14,400
Listen honey, you still love me
a little, not too much, just enough to do to me

786
00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:15,450
a good-bye favor?

787
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,000
Jane, I was just going out to get it
a breath of air. Let's go down to the bar!

788
00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:22,000
No! I can't talk to you there.
I have a remarkable story in my hands.

789
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,250
Yes? which is it

790
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,250
Someone tried to assassinate him
on Vasiliev this afternoon.

791
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,300
They shot him in the hand.
Worst luck.

792
00:47:27,350 --> 00:47:29,200
Tomorrow, you will leave this country of scumbags...

793
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,900
- Listen, Jane, I want you to meet her...
- Listen Mac, he wants you to deliver the news

794
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:32,950
for me when you leave

795
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,250
Shut up, will you? I want to introduce someone.

796
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,000
You owe me so much after Tokyo!

797
00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:39,300
I want you to meet my wife, junkie!

798
00:47:39,350 --> 00:47:40,350
what wife

799
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:44,300
Oh! where are my glasses

800
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:48,200
Oh... that!
I thought you had some packing to do.

801
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:49,750
I got married.

802
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,250
Married? Oh, Mac, now,
this is going too far.

803
00:47:54,150 --> 00:47:56,250
Why should I say yes
I would have married if it hadn't been?

804
00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:59,000
- Do you speak English?
- I speak 5 languages.

805
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:01,500
- Holy Sisoe!
- Yes. Yes, he is very intelligent.

806
00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:03,250
To marry McKinley B. Thompson?

807
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:05,200
That's not intelligence, that's witchcraft.

808
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,150
Congratulations, my dear! I didn't think
that it could have been done

809
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,500
- without a power of attorney from the militia.
- Are you a lover?

810
00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:12,450
Calm down dear, I am one
among "graduates".

811
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,500
I don't understand.

812
00:48:13,550 --> 00:48:16,785
Neither do I. I never understood that.
It just happened.

813
00:48:16,786 --> 00:48:20,500
A crazy gay girl,
and I got the seat of "Madam Butterfly",

814
00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:21,950
I stayed with my nose stuck to the window.

815
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,200
What I'm trying to tell him is that
we are good old friends, that's all.

816
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,500
I don't expect myself as a man
of his age to be completely innocent.

817
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,750
- Have you known each other for a long time?
- No, but we have the same ideas.

818
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I'm glad about that.
Then I can speak freely.

819
00:48:34,050 --> 00:48:35,550
Come on! Enough!
We will take a walk.

820
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,100
On your wedding night? Don't be stupid!
You can trust me, Mac.

821
00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:43,450
I don't want to leave the bride, what a rat you are.
She has to see that for herself.

822
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,500
I'm sure you don't mind like your husband
to do something for me, right?

823
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,500
Especially something that will help you find yourself
of the nonsense of this fake soviet.

824
00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:52,500
- Hey, Jane, wait a minute!
- What is this?

825
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Don't get mad, baby.
We are safe�� inside the room.

826
00:48:56,050 --> 00:48:58,000
We can take our ideals outside
And let's play with them.

827
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:01,000
- Do you want to stop? Let's go downstairs.
- I will only stay a minute.

828
00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:03,500
The reason I want to do Mac
this for me

829
00:49:03,550 --> 00:49:05,655
it's not just because we are
old friends,

830
00:49:05,656 --> 00:49:07,500
but he and I too, we have the same ideas.

831
00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:09,500
We both hate Russia a little.

832
00:49:09,550 --> 00:49:11,000
It is a lie.
I love Russia.

833
00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:13,250
- What?
- It's pure jealousy, don't pay any attention to it!

834
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:15,200
Who is jealous, for what, man?

835
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,450
You have haunted me ever since I broke his heart.
Get out!

836
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,250
Are you breaking my heart?
what is this

837
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,500
That's why you try to tell him yes
I'm not a communist.

838
00:49:22,050 --> 00:49:23,750
Should you be a communist?

839
00:49:25,350 --> 00:49:27,250
Okay, okay! Now, the valley!

840
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:29,750
Just a minute! What is his name?

841
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,000
Dear, my name is Jane Wilson,
I am also the queen of spring.

842
00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:35,950
Mine is Theodore Yekhubitz,
I want to investigate something!

843
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,750
- go back to bed. You will catch a cold.
- You shut up!

844
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,500
Are you surprised to hear that he is a communist?

845
00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:43,250
Doesn't he have a noble soul?
Isn't he consumed by ideals?

846
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Oh! This is the smallest, dirtiest
trick I ever heard played,

847
00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,250
even on a wife.

848
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,200
Mac, your technique must be slippery.

849
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:53,750
I have never seen you
stop at politics first.

850
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,500
Disregard my news.
I will succeed alone.

851
00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:00,500
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to see Bastakoff.

852
00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:02,000
Oh, no! You try to run away.

853
00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:04,500
I knew it was something when you put on his tie.

854
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,700
Give me the key!

855
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:08,000
Not. You will have a discussion with me, right here,
and right now!

856
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:11,000
I don't talk to the ladies who start shouting.
It is a rule that I received.

857
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:14,000
- Be a good girl and give me the key!
- I want the truth. Aren't you a communist?

858
00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:17,000
- Who said I am?
- Traitor! I see through you.

859
00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:20,250
You try to rush me, to push me away
from Russia! It's a capitalist plot!

860
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,500
Put the chair down before you inflame me!
Nobody is trying to do anything.

861
00:50:23,550 --> 00:50:25,000
You have a postcard.
Send it by post!

862
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:29,000
Do you think you can make me betray Russia?
I spit on you!

863
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,150
Go back to bed and behave yourself!

864
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,950
My last husband is in prison
Lubianka, rot.

865
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,750
That's where you'll go and rot
next to him.

866
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,456
Listen to me, mad brain, put
the chair down, or I'll crown it!

867
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
You are right. I lost my head.
I act like a child.

868
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,050
Beautiful this wedding night
it turned out to be!

869
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:55,000
- Where are you calling, dizzy?
- I'm calling the secret militia.

870
00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:56,300
Oh, there, isn't it?

871
00:50:56,350 --> 00:50:58,919
Yes. You are a spy. They will find out soon enough.

872
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:07,364
Oh, the snow! He wants to fight, doesn't he?

873
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,500
Shut up! Oh!

874
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,000
Shut up!
Shut up!

875
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,250
- Are you Mr. Thompson?
- Yes!

876
00:51:41,350 --> 00:51:45,000
Commissioner Vasiliev wants to see you.
You will go with me to the Kremlin immediately.

877
00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:47,000
- What is happening?
- No questions, please!

878
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:49,100
- You are a beast!
- Who is this lady?

879
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,000
- I am his wife.
- Then you must come with him.

880
00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:52,200
- To the secret militia?
- Yes.

881
00:51:52,350 --> 00:51:53,750
Good. That's where I want to go.

882
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,500
- Excuse me, please! I will get dressed.
- You don't have time.

883
00:51:57,404 --> 00:51:59,205
I am a member of the party.
I can't go like that.

884
00:51:59,206 --> 00:52:02,450
You will come as you are. We can't
let's waste time changing yourselves.

885
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,000
I am a friend of Vasiliev.
Do you want to tell me what's going on?

886
00:52:05,150 --> 00:52:07,000
You'll find out soon enough, Mr. Thompson.

887
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Oh, excuse me!

888
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,200
Comrades, I want to make a statement!
I am a member of the party.

889
00:52:20,350 --> 00:52:22,500
Workers' council, no. 72,
Constituency "B"

890
00:52:22,550 --> 00:52:24,450
Theodore Yekhubitz, tram conductor.

891
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:28,500
Mr. Thompson, you must go inside.

892
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:32,250
Don't be hard on her, buddy. That's it
the night of her wedding. It's a bit confusing.

893
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:25,500
Hey Commissioner! Get out, it's just me.

894
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,850
 � When I got home�
last night� at 03.00

895
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,250
The man was waiting for me there...

896
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,250
They are welcome! A radio!

897
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:40,017
Thanks for the fun, Commissioner!

898
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:49,000
Oh, good, Hofer! Come in!
Join the party!

899
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,500
- Where is the commissioner?
- Right there.

900
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,500
- Huh?
- Mm-hm! It's invisible.

901
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,500
This is a new Russian invention.
You rub your hair, and you disappear.

902
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,500
You should have it handy
if you are a detective.

903
00:53:58,550 --> 00:54:01,000
Your jokes Mr. Thompson,
I can't be amused.

904
00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:02,450
Commissar Vasiliev!

905
00:54:03,350 --> 00:54:06,250
You are a kind commissioner,
that you took a guy at this late hour.

906
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,000
Allow me to express my sympathy
Commissioner,

907
00:54:08,050 --> 00:54:10,000
for your unfortunate accident
from this afternoon.

908
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,250
Please take a seat, gentlemen!

909
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
An exit visa has been signed for you,
mr thompson

910
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,500
- When do you intend to leave?
- At 07.00 I have the plane.

911
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,250
why are you leaving

912
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,250
I hate to say it, Commissioner.
You will only inflame yourself.

913
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:23,750
I asked the question.

914
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,350
Good. Now no resentment, but

915
00:54:26,650 --> 00:54:30,000
I feel somehow awkward and
I'm going back to the old USA. you know how it is.

916
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,150
If you were stuck in New York
having nothing else to do

917
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,350
than to see them
the Yankees hitting the ball

918
00:54:33,351 --> 00:54:35,000
or stay all night dancing

919
00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:37,250
In some hot place, you will feel it
awkward with all this and I would like them

920
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:40,150
to return to the Kremlin
And to the secret militia.

921
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,500
Well, that's the way I feel.

922
00:54:42,550 --> 00:54:44,250
- Does it belong to you, Mr. Von Hofer?
- No!

923
00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:46,150
Are you interested in this?

924
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:51,000
Please excuse me Commissioner,
I was thinking about something else.

925
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,250
Have you ever seen this before?

926
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:56,950
All radios seem similar to me.
It is made by Germans.

927
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,000
How about Hofer?
Did someone steal this from you?

928
00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:02,250
I have never seen this radio before
before. I give my word.

929
00:55:02,650 --> 00:55:06,000
This is not a radio, Mr. von Hofer.
It's a secret photo camera.

930
00:55:06,450 --> 00:55:10,000
- No!?
- Stop saying it!? Well, let it be!

931
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,000
- I think this is some kind of proof, right?
- Yes.

932
00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:15,500
Whose is it?
If you don't disclose state secrets.

933
00:55:15,650 --> 00:55:17,500
It is the property of "Comrade X".

934
00:55:17,850 --> 00:55:20,500
- So, did you catch him?
- Yes, I caught him.

935
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:24,100
Congratulations Commissioner!
This is a tip to your chin.

936
00:55:24,150 --> 00:55:25,150
Are you delighted?

937
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,250
I always like to see
a friend who succeeds, obviously.

938
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,500
Give us a statement on this topic
tonight?

939
00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:31,150
Yes.

940
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,000
This is Comrade X, gentlemen.

941
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,250
What is that "Comrade X"?

942
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:50,312
Do you know this man, Herr von Hofer?

943
00:55:50,313 --> 00:55:52,500
Yes. He is an employee
of the Ambassador hotel.

944
00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:54,500
- I know him as a valet.
- and you?

945
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Listen, Commissioner,
I don't want to spoil your party

946
00:55:57,250 --> 00:56:00,250
but if this is "Comrade X"
I will eat the Kremlin without sauce.

947
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Take it easy, Vania!
I will straighten these out for you.

948
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,000
This guy is the dumbest
the sleepiest valet in all of Moscow.

949
00:56:07,050 --> 00:56:09,000
I've known him for months.
It's really bad.

950
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,950
It cannot be true, Commissioner.

951
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,500
This secret camera has been found
In his room, on his pillow.

952
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:17,000
Do you want to give a statement to the press,
Ivan Fedorovich Yekhubitz?

953
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,250
- Yes, why not?
- start!

954
00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:25,000
- I am "Comrade X".
- Continue, please!

955
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:28,250
What else ? I... am a traitor in Russia,

956
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,750
And... I worked very hard

957
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,000
to undermine the soviet, and...

958
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:36,500
I am "Comrade X".
What more can I say?

959
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
He's drunk.

960
00:56:38,050 --> 00:56:40,250
I am happy for our good
that he was not one of us.

961
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,250
I'm not so sure yet, Mr. Von Hofer.

962
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,750
Yekhubitz hid no doubt
camera for someone else,

963
00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:50,000
and your joint secretary
reports that he saw her this morning

964
00:56:50,050 --> 00:56:53,000
in the apartment shared by you
And Mr. Thompson.

965
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:57,000
- Who was your accomplice, "Comrade X"?
- Who was what?

966
00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:58,350
Who helped you?

967
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,250
Who helped me?
What did I need help for?

968
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:04,150
Lies. We know you were in touch
with one of the foreign correspondents.

969
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,745
Never,
as God is my judge!

970
00:57:05,746 --> 00:57:07,500
There is no God there.

971
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Then whoever is in his place,
Let him be my judge, commissioner.

972
00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:13,450
It's the same for me,
any of the judges.

973
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,500
Co. Commissar!

974
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,000
It seems your daughter is out
And he wants to talk to me.

975
00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:27,500
What? It is impossible.
I have no daughter.

976
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,300
Do you want to make a statement?

977
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,450
Comrade commissioner, I am a member of the party.

978
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,050
I sent one of the husbands to prison,
because he was a traitor.

979
00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,100
My record is "clean".

980
00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:38,350
Do you know this man?

981
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,500
I've known him since I was born,
it's my father

982
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,000
I can bring you witnesses
that I have never seen her before.

983
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,850
Quiet. Continue!

984
00:57:45,950 --> 00:57:49,250
My father is not "Comrade X",
tov Commissar. I can prove it.

985
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:52,000
Can you prove this?
I can prove this too!

986
00:57:52,150 --> 00:57:53,150
This batista proves it.

987
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,500
Listen, Vania! I told him yes
I will fix these for you.

988
00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:57,750
Why don't you leave it to me
And you keep your mouth shut?

989
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,500
You keep your mouth shut!
What does it matter what happens to me?

990
00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:03,250
I am old.
Listen here, man. Commissioner...

991
00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:04,750
Don't be an idiot, Vania.

992
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,500
You seem very eager to defend yourself
the valet, Mr. Thompson.

993
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:11,250
I'm excited to see what someone does
a fair trial, Commissioner.

994
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:13,500
Very commendable. Continue!

995
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,500
What were you saying about this handkerchief?

996
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,500
Ha! That's how I drove the entire militia crazy.
Look here, man. Commissar.

997
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:26,000
Just put on this handkerchief...
after a while... and you'll see.

998
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Look! See... how can you see through it?

999
00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:35,150
Someone else from outside Russia
he has a handkerchief just like this one.

1000
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:37,500
I put it on top of what I wrote,

1001
00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:41,000
and I only read what I wanted,
for them to read.

1002
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:43,200
This is an old trick
to send coded messages.

1003
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:46,000
- Yes.
- Yes, I know. Simple but smart.

1004
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:47,550
Take a look, Mr. Thompson!

1005
00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:50,500
You will see certain words appear
through holes.

1006
00:58:51,350 --> 00:58:52,350
Mm-hm!

1007
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,200
Well, to see!
This is very interesting.

1008
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:01,000
It seems that your problems
they are almost finished, Commissioner.

1009
00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:02,050
Almost.

1010
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,200
Your father is a stupid man.

1011
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,200
I didn't believe it for a minute
that he alone is "Comrade X".

1012
00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:11,000
I waited for him to tell me
who is his employer. Now he said.

1013
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,000
I didn't say anything!

1014
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,000
Send to the Press Office to copy
all correspondence from Russia of each

1015
00:59:16,050 --> 00:59:18,450
- foreign correspondent for the last 8 months.
- Now, tov. Commissar.

1016
00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:21,150
Bring them to my office. None
correspondent is not allowed to leave

1017
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:22,850
- the camera or to use the phone.
- Yes, bro. Commissar.

1018
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Mr. von Hofer!

1019
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:26,952
You may return to your room.

1020
00:59:26,953 --> 00:59:29,000
Your copy will be read
through this handkerchief.

1021
00:59:29,050 --> 00:59:30,500
I will let you know about the results.

1022
00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:33,000
Yes, Commissioner. I can wish you
just a quick success.

1023
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:38,000
And you, Mr. Thompson, I'm afraid...
that you will have to postpone for a while

1024
00:59:38,050 --> 00:59:39,500
your departure from Russia.

1025
00:59:39,550 --> 00:59:41,500
I'm telling you that he wouldn't even be able to leave now.

1026
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,200
It will sit like thorns and geratic
until you find the scoundrel.

1027
00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:46,450
That would mean leaving this poor man
to be accused in his place.

1028
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,450
Promise me you'll let me know
how quickly it ended.

1029
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,000
I'll be right next to the phone.

1030
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,750
- You will be the first to find out.
- Thank you! Thank you, Commissioner!

1031
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,000
- Come on, Theodore!
- I hate you.

1032
00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:01,000
Shame on him for saying you hate him
your own husband.

1033
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:02,250
One moment.

1034
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,300
Did you say husband?

1035
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Yes.

1036
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,250
Come on! Give up the joke!
The commissioner has work to do.

1037
01:00:09,650 --> 01:00:12,000
Don't touch me! You lied to me.

1038
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:16,250
He told me he was a communist, interested
of the world revolution. He swore!

1039
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,200
You know how it is when you are
In a crazy love with a girl

1040
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:21,250
And she's a bit beaten with the leuca
on a subject. Come on, honey!

1041
01:00:21,350 --> 01:00:22,500
One moment Mr. Thompson!

1042
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,428
Try to leave Russia unexpectedly,

1043
01:00:24,429 --> 01:00:28,250
And on the eve of departure you get married
with the daughter of a man who tries stupid things

1044
01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,550
to take the blame for being "Comrade X".

1045
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,500
This is an interesting story.
commissioner

1046
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:35,700
Why don't you send these people home,
And shall we talk more about it?

1047
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,750
You will be held in the Kremlin, Mr. Thompson...

1048
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:42,250
you, this man and this woman...
but not for long.

1049
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000
And I promise to get your copies first,
will be read through this handkerchief.

1050
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:48,250
Take the prisoners!

1051
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:53,500
what is this
Why am I treated like this?

1052
01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:56,000
I came here as your friend.
to confess!

1053
01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:58,750
I have a message here for the American Embassy.
I request that it be forwarded.

1054
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Take the prisoners!

1055
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:02,048
Please come with us!

1056
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,500
Why did you do this to me, Mac?

1057
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:15,750
Why does a man lie to a woman?
Because he loves her.

1058
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,250
Say, please, stop talking.

1059
01:01:29,050 --> 01:01:31,750
Come on, Vania! You are an important person now.
Stop crying!

1060
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:37,000
I mourn you and the pigeons.
Forget what I did to you.

1061
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:38,750
What else does it matter?

1062
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:43,250
I know how you feel.
You are young and in love.

1063
01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:45,500
what is love A misfortune.

1064
01:01:46,350 --> 01:01:51,000
Gorky says that love is failure
minds to understand nature.

1065
01:01:51,050 --> 01:01:52,500
Gorky, leave him!

1066
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:57,000
He wanted you to be in a field
with daisies,

1067
01:01:57,050 --> 01:01:59,500
And look where I brought you.

1068
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,000
What else does it matter?
Many died for Russia.

1069
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,000
We are 3 more.
I forgive you, father.

1070
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:12,500
And you, comrade.
I forgive you.

1071
01:02:17,450 --> 01:02:20,500
- Aren't you angry with me?
- You will pay for your crime.

1072
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,150
You will soon be silenced...
forever.

1073
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,250
Hey, listen, honey!
I committed a lot of crimes.

1074
01:02:27,350 --> 01:02:29,250
Hey, come on! Forgive me again!

1075
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Maximilian!

1076
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,500
Theodore!

1077
01:02:47,150 --> 01:02:50,100
- Who are the Argos?
- Her friends.

1078
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:59,250
What, um... what is he singing?

1079
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Um! The same thing they always sing
In prison: "We are free".

1080
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,500
I am happy now. They are all here.

1081
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:20,550
Aha! Yes, it makes you feel at home.

1082
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:37,950
Is, um... Bastakoff a member
from your choral group?

1083
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,250
Please don't say his name.

1084
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:43,000
- Why not?
- We will die without betraying him.

1085
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,250
Kind of smart of him
to stay away.

1086
01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:16,000
We are in the cell of death.

1087
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,500
Our time will come soon.

1088
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:21,950
Bastakoff will be proud of us.

1089
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:27,950
Hey, listen, honey! You are two jumps away
in front of the butterfly net,

1090
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,750
like almost all the Russians I know.

1091
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,250
They all blindfolded themselves

1092
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,450
And they hung on the chandeliers
toes,

1093
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,500
throwing stones at each other...

1094
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:37,350
And in the end they will set fire to their pants.

1095
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,500
They are all a lot of political nitwits
playing Halloween...

1096
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:45,150
and when you ask what I'm doing,
And I answer by shouting loudly... "ideals".

1097
01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:51,000
Well, I have some ideals of my own
dear, and right now they tell me that

1098
01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:53,500
you were not meant to be a vatman
or a dry head.

1099
01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:55,750
You are a beautiful woman,

1100
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,000
And no one will straighten the machine gun
to you, if I can help you.

1101
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,500
That's my policy.

1102
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,500
What did the officer say?

1103
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:43,250
Same thing as before.
What will he say to someone upstairs. But, lie.

1104
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,250
He lied all night.

1105
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,250
We are next.

1106
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Oh! I would like to sleep before I die.

1107
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,450
I understand that you have a confession to make.
Let it go!

1108
01:06:01,650 --> 01:06:04,750
- I want to talk to Vasiliev.
- Why do you want to talk to Vasiliev?

1109
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,000
Here is my proposal.
You take me to him and I will give it to him

1110
01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:09,350
the name of the man who tried
to assassinate him yesterday

1111
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,000
the leader of this counter-revolution,

1112
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:14,000
And I will give him a picture of the individual
who fired the gun.

1113
01:06:14,350 --> 01:06:15,350
do you have this

1114
01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:18,450
Vasiliev executed a lot of people
innocents here, who didn't know what it was about

1115
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,200
it's about He did not know that they are only used

1116
01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:25,000
by this killer who shot them
on the string. It's bad, dangerous. It is true.

1117
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,500
You photographed him while he was shooting
Vasiliev?

1118
01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:31,250
That's right, and I'm ready to make a deal
with the commissioner.

1119
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:49,250
I reproduced all the information to the commissioner
you, Mr. Thompson. He wants to see you now.

1120
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:50,300
Thank you!

1121
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,000
What are you doing, Mr. Thompson?

1122
01:07:05,350 --> 01:07:06,350
Hello!

1123
01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:08,250
My name is Mihail Bastakoff.

1124
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,250
I see that.

1125
01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:13,500
You are surprised to see me.

1126
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,250
Yes, Mr. Bastakoff, and not a little surprised.

1127
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,500
Take a seat!

1128
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,500
Thank you!

1129
01:07:22,150 --> 01:07:25,000
I understand that tov. Vasiliev is not
by proximity.

1130
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:30,000
My predecessor was tonight
the victim of a traffic accident.

1131
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,150
Is his recovery expected?

1132
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,700
Not. He also had pneumonia.

1133
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:40,000
I understand that you know me
mr thompson

1134
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:44,250
Am avut pl�cerea s� v� v�d
In your carriage, Mr. Bastakoff.

1135
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:49,000
Sunte�i mai naiv dec�t m� a�teptam,
mr thompson

1136
01:07:49,050 --> 01:07:52,537
dar niciodat� nu se poate spera
s� �nt�lne�ti un om realist

1137
01:07:52,538 --> 01:07:54,250
And an American at the same time.

1138
01:07:55,350 --> 01:07:59,200
First, let me assure you
that I admire very much

1139
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:02,500
the genius you showed yourself to be,
as "Comrade X".

1140
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,000
 �n cele din urm� m-a�i descoperit, nu ?

1141
01:08:06,050 --> 01:08:10,500
Pierdem timpul, dle Thompson.
Ave�i o fotografie cu mine.

1142
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:13,150
Da... o �ineam al�turi la birou.

1143
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,500
- Can I see her?
- Sure.

1144
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,950
How quickly luck changes
when we help him a little.

1145
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,500
Ha, ha!
Not very flattering, is it?

1146
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:30,750
Ha, ha!

1147
01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:33,000
Do you have any other pictures like this?

1148
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,250
Not. Only the negative.

1149
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:37,750
And this is... hidden.

1150
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:39,500
Correct.

1151
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,550
I see that I am dealing with a man
resourceful Mr. Thompson.

1152
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:47,550
May I also ask you
be realistic for a few minutes?

1153
01:08:48,450 --> 01:08:49,750
I will be honest with you.

1154
01:08:50,350 --> 01:08:53,250
This photo is extremely
embarrassing for me.

1155
01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:58,600
It reveals a phase of my life that
I have, um... surpassed it.

1156
01:09:00,450 --> 01:09:05,250
I imagine the truth that the 100 Russians
they were executed last night

1157
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:09,000
to be followers of Bastakoff.
It's also a bit embarrassing.

1158
01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:11,000
This is Mr. Thomson. I admit.

1159
01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:15,000
Especially since Bastakoff was
the one who ordered their execution.

1160
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:18,500
I will continue to be honest, Mr. Thompson,

1161
01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:21,250
because I want you to be just as honest
with me

1162
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,200
In assuming the position of head of the militia

1163
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:27,500
my first duty was to convince
the government of my sincerity.

1164
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:33,500
What a more convincing gesture he could make
than the liquidation of my own disciples?

1165
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,250
The party itself congratulated me.

1166
01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:40,500
- I don't understand. For what?
- For more things...

1167
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,000
because I love Russia as a whole,

1168
01:09:43,050 --> 01:09:46,000
to get rid of people
which were quite stupid

1169
01:09:46,050 --> 01:09:48,500
to admire me as an enemy of the government.

1170
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,500
But we are not here to discuss
about my virtues.

1171
01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:57,500
I told you all this, Mr. Thompson,

1172
01:09:57,550 --> 01:10:00,500
because I trust you
And because, um...

1173
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:05,000
Well, as you say in your country,
I want to play ball with you too.

1174
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,500
- You want the negative.
- and give and you want life.

1175
01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:10,750
Not a bad deal.

1176
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:16,250
Oh, I don't know. I don't think my life
it's worth that much.

1177
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,500
You are very modest, Mr. Thompson.

1178
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,500
How about we raise the pot?

1179
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:26,250
I am willing, as you say in your country,
to put my books on the table.

1180
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:30,500
- What do you want?
- I have a wife downstairs.

1181
01:10:30,850 --> 01:10:32,050
For what crime?

1182
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,569
Well, the only thing wrong
ever done in her life,

1183
01:10:35,570 --> 01:10:37,750
Bastakoff is to be admired.

1184
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,500
Ah, admired Bastakoff the philosopher.

1185
01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:46,000
Then he is Bastakoff's enemy, Commissar
militia. Too bad. what is her name

1186
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:51,000
- Yekhubitz.
- Oh, yes! Theodore. An idiot.

1187
01:10:51,450 --> 01:10:57,000
Dangerously naive. Such people
in Russia in idealistic pilhozens.

1188
01:10:57,950 --> 01:11:00,250
- I want her and her father.
- Another idiot.

1189
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:05,450
Listen, Mr. Bastakoff, you are n
my opinion, not a judge of imbecility,

1190
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,750
more proof of it.

1191
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:11,500
Mr. Thompson, you have put me at a disadvantage.
I have to give in.

1192
01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,750
I'm sorry I ranted.
Will you let us go?

1193
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,750
Yes. You are all free.

1194
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,200
In addition, I forgive you for
you are "Comrade X".

1195
01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:23,500
Mr. Thompson, you made me very happy.

1196
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,500
You touched a part of me that doesn't believe
that he remained in the militia commissary.

1197
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,450
Trust me, Mr. Thompson.

1198
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:33,450
- Oh, I believe you 100%, Mr. Bastakoff!
- I also have confidence in Dta.

1199
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:36,000
- I put my future in your hands.
- I will not disappoint you, Commissioner.

1200
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,950
I will take the negative and send it back
at your place with the hotel boy.

1201
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Good!

1202
01:11:42,050 --> 01:11:46,000
I will give the necessary orders, Mr. Thompson,
to see that you are no longer abrupt.

1203
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:50,000
Naturally, you won't tell him anything
about all this in your newspaper

1204
01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:53,950
- After what did you do? Oh, no words!
- Do I have your word of honor?

1205
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,350
As they say in my country,
you can count on me

1206
01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:00,000
Thank you!
I wish you much happiness Mr. Thompson.

1207
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,750
So do you, Mr. Bastakoff.

1208
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,000
- Thank you, Mr. Bastakoff!
- Thank you, Mr. Thompson!

1209
01:12:19,350 --> 01:12:22,000
Your friends will leave immediately,
mr thompson

1210
01:12:22,150 --> 01:12:25,250
- The commissioner himself ordered a taxi.
- Thank you.

1211
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:30,500
Mr. Thompson, what does this mean?
Why do they want to kick us out into the street?

1212
01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:32,302
All the others
they were shot in the Kremlin.

1213
01:12:32,303 --> 01:12:34,250
Yes. Okay, take it easy, Vania!

1214
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:37,150
They didn't shoot us... with all that.
Come on! Come in!

1215
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,753
- Tell the commissioner that I thank him very much.
- That's nothing, sir.

1216
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
That's what I think too.

1217
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,250
Ambassador Hotel. Kick it!

1218
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,000
- What happened?
- Bastakoff saved our lives.

1219
01:12:52,050 --> 01:12:55,250
- Bastakoff? where is it
- in his office. He is the new head of the militia.

1220
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,200
Vasiliev had pneumonia last night,

1221
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:59,500
a galloping pneumonia with complications
leaden.

1222
01:12:59,550 --> 01:13:02,200
You say Bastakoff is commissar
to the militia? No!

1223
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:05,500
- There is nothing else.
- Bastakoff is a poet, not a millionaire.

1224
01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:07,000
Then he has a double personality.

1225
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,500
But people loved him.
He wouldn't kill the people who love him.

1226
01:13:11,650 --> 01:13:12,950
Good! If you don't believe me,
let's ask him!

1227
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,500
Hey, who's the new boss at K.P.U.?

1228
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Co. Bastakoff.

1229
01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:23,250
I don't understand anymore.

1230
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:27,500
Everyone loves Bastakoff.
Bastakoff kills everyone.

1231
01:13:27,650 --> 01:13:29,250
Everything harmonizes.

1232
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,250
hey buddy Do you know a place where we can stop?
shall we have a hot dog?

1233
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,750
I'm sorry old man, but that's it
a capitalist street.

1234
01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:43,500
Mr Thompson,
I want to know what's going on.

1235
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,150
Your friend Bastakoff is
a great little one, honey.

1236
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,500
I told him I had some evidence against him.

1237
01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:51,000
As soon as I send them to him, I arrange them
a pneumonia, and so on.

1238
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,000
Where's the evidence, Mr. Thompson?

1239
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:55,200
In my pocket. As soon as I see
that we are no longer heading to the hotel,

1240
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,500
they will start shooting. Get down!
We grab it to the right.

1241
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,000
I'm coming here. Get down!

1242
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:19,500
- I think they are behind us.
- Stay on the floor.

1243
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,450
- Come on!
- Where? We have nowhere to go.

1244
01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,550
Come on, I said!

1245
01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:09,750
Go up!

1246
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,500
Go up! Hurry up, baby!

1247
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,250
- What happened? Is he hurt?
- Terrible.

1248
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,000
Here. Here, here.
Is something twisted?

1249
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,000
Here, here. Here, dear.

1250
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:45,250
Her soul is dead.

1251
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,150
Oh, this!

1252
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,000
He doesn't want me to live anymore.
She told me.

1253
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,500
Don't feel stupid, dear.
We will get out of this.

1254
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:57,000
It looks like a pretty rotten world
where we do our job

1255
01:15:57,050 --> 01:16:00,200
full of criminals and traitors,
with a boy's hand and very grateful

1256
01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:03,000
to hawk through the cemeteries, above
And down every street in Europe.

1257
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:07,500
But I know a place where still
one can die of whooping cough.

1258
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:13,500
What's the difference with how you die?
die That's enough.

1259
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:19,000
I, um... I have a confession to make.
I lied to you.

1260
01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:22,000
- What are you talking about?
- About the U.S.A.

1261
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,500
It is a spiritual void.

1262
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000
I say it's a fashionable chaos,

1263
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,750
with deux-piece suits and the homeland
to the brave,

1264
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,250
of pisces seme and the island of the ignorant.

1265
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:35,000
And I lied to you about
Brooklyn Dodgers.

1266
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,500
They finished second.

1267
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:42,250
- And... How can we get there?
- We will walk.

1268
01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,000
When the hurt stops,

1269
01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:50,500
we will go out and walk until
we will fall or be shot.

1270
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:54,250
They'll shoot us on the spot anyway...

1271
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,250
... if they get to see us first.

1272
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,250
- It looks like we will have some visitors.
- Who am I?

1273
01:17:37,650 --> 01:17:39,750
- Russian army.
- What can we do?

1274
01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:42,250
I don't know. We are a little out of date.

1275
01:17:42,350 --> 01:17:44,250
Someone must have seen it on board
clandestine persons.

1276
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:46,000
Not. They are not looking for us.

1277
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,500
Aren't you looking for us?

1278
01:17:47,550 --> 01:17:49,250
Look! It's the tank crews, see?

1279
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:50,500
Three in each tank.

1280
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,000
- What does this prove?
- Don't you understand? There are three in the crew.

1281
01:17:54,050 --> 01:17:55,600
There were four of us at school.

1282
01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:58,750
Conductive mechanic, eyewitness, charger
and the radio operator.

1283
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,000
Stop talking!

1284
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,750
Say, that means you know
how does this work?

1285
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,752
A little bit. I did evening school
conductive mechanics.

1286
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,500
Enter this place, honey!
You will do a little homework.

1287
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,000
Oh!

1288
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,750
Oh!

1289
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,250
Wait!

1290
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,779
Come on! No!
Tell him to sit down on the floor!

1291
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:54,500
Now tie it up!

1292
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,000
All right, Lizzie, let him go!

1293
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,500
See those tanks?

1294
01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:25,250
Approach them as you would
to take a place in the lineup.

1295
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:29,000
When I tell him,
You start moving towards those trees.

1296
01:19:29,150 --> 01:19:30,250
Do it slowly, though!

1297
01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:36,750
Long live General Bobinski!

1298
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,000
Oh! We are killed.

1299
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,650
- What is happening?
- I'm coming.

1300
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,250
- Kick it!
- To walk, what?

1301
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:40,000
- Go faster!
- I can't go faster than that.

1302
01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:43,250
A moment, I remembered!
This is for speed.

1303
01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:49,500
Hey, we stopped! Let me do it
I also made noise on this tractor.

1304
01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,250
I'm playing hide and seek with you, honey.

1305
01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:01,500
We're going to sit in those bushes
for a while.

1306
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:27,250
Good luck, guys! Enjoy your trip!
Well, I did, dear. I gave them a ticket.

1307
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,500
Oh! We are killed.

1308
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:19,450
- It's true. I'm coming here.
- Who?

1309
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,550
- The tanks. I think they saw us.
- Holy Sisoe!

1310
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:54,750
Pop!

1311
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,500
Hurry up! Hurry, Mr. Thompson!
This bitch is biting me!

1312
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,150
Well, bite him too!

1313
01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:44,750
Hey, can't you avoid the trees, Lizzie?

1314
01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:51,250
Do you see something?

1315
01:23:51,350 --> 01:23:54,500
Nothing. Not a soul.
We are safe now.

1316
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,000
Look!

1317
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:05,200
Hey, come here!

1318
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,000
Vania, come here!

1319
01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:12,500
- I don't see anything.
- That's right there.

1320
01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:15,250
Come here!

1321
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,500
We are exiled. Catch up on it
like some sheep in Russia.

1322
01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:24,000
Oh, my glasses!

1323
01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:30,000
Hey! Hey, come here!

1324
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,500
What do we do now?

1325
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,500
Stay back here as far as you can!

1326
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,750
Pray that I will be able to give back
this thing, the first time!

1327
01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:48,450
what did he say

1328
01:24:48,463 --> 01:24:50,967
He said, "I am General Bobinski,
come quickly."

1329
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,500
Turn on the radio!

1330
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,000
what did he say

1331
01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:04,500
He said,
"Show us the way General Bobinski".

1332
01:25:04,550 --> 01:25:07,000
"We are with you until the last man!"

1333
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,950
Did you understand?
We are in the general's tank.

1334
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,500
They don't want to catch us, they follow us!

1335
01:25:12,500 --> 01:25:13,750
- Are they following us?
- Yes.

1336
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,250
Holy Sisoe!

1337
01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,250
This is amazing!

1338
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,000
Then sit down, kids
and make yourself comfortable!

1339
01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:24,250
From now on we can relax.

1340
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,200
Now I'm going to give this car back
children from this knife edge

1341
01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:33,750
And the whole journey will be serene.

1342
01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:40,500
I love you Mr. Thompson.
You saved us.

1343
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:32,250
We are at the Dniester river.
On the other side is Romania.

1344
01:26:32,350 --> 01:26:36,000
They promised not to enter Romania
right now.

1345
01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,250
Oh, oh!
Oh, then hold on guys!

1346
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,525
This is where Russia goes wrong
another promise.

1347
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:59,000
May I ask you, Mr. Thompson,
where are we going

1348
01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:02,000
Hold your breath, Vania!
We are in the navy now.

1349
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:27,500
Mr. Thompson, they want to follow us
all the way to America!

1350
01:27:27,550 --> 01:27:28,750
Oh, no! They won't.

1351
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,000
I didn't understand. Go to the radio!

1352
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:34,000
Tell them to go back to the borders
And wait for further instructions!

1353
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,250
Yes. Good.

1354
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:06,500
What will we do now?

1355
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,250
We will be captured, interned in the camp, and
issued by the American consul.

1356
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:13,500
- How do you say "teaching" in Romanian?
- "Surrender".

1357
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:15,500
- "Surrender"?
- Yes.

1358
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:20,500
<i>
Chapter, chapter</i>

1359
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:24,000
<i>
Chapter, chapter...</i>

1360
01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:46,000
It will be hard to surrender to these people.
We have to catch them first.

1361
01:28:54,350 --> 01:28:56,200
<i>"Comrade X" in his press car</i>

1362
01:28:56,250 --> 01:29:00,500
<b><i>RUSSIA INVADES ROMANIA</b></i>

1363
01:29:01,225 --> 01:29:03,450
Dodgers and Reds in decisive battle:
Supremacy in baseball is based</i>

1364
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,500
<i>on the final dispute�</i>

1365
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,500
Come on!
Go to base 3!

1366
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:15,000
Run home! Come on, Brooklyn!

1367
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,000
Can I ask what's going on?

1368
01:29:17,050 --> 01:29:19,000
The "charlatans" kill the "reds"!

1369
01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:22,500
Aha! The counter-revolution!

1370
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:32,500
<b><i>SF�R�IT</b></i>

1371
01:29:33,350 --> 01:29:39,350
<i>Translation: corang</i>

1372
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:45,500
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